About Me

Woman with platinum blonde hair and red lipstick in a red dress.

I’m Chelsey, the chick behind Banana Chips Tarot.

I’ve been reading tarot for over 10 years, but I’ve never viewed it as a belief system or a personality trait. To me, the cards were always just tools. A way to tap into patterns, behavior, tension, timing, and the energy surrounding what’s actually happening beneath the surface.

Over time, I realized the strongest part of my readings was never the cards themselves. It was my intuition. The cards simply helped me focus it.

I don’t connect with trendy spiritual buzzwords, fake positivity, or mystical guru nonsense. I’m not here to sell you “chosen one” fantasies or pretend life is all unicorn smoke and angel numbers.

I pay attention to people.
Patterns.
Behavior shifts.
The things nobody says out loud.
The tension sitting underneath the surface of a situation.

That’s what my readings are built around.

My approach is direct, grounded, and honest. I don’t sugarcoat things, and I don’t perform spirituality. Sometimes the message is comforting. Sometimes it’s blunt. Sometimes it feels like your life is trying to lovingly drag you by the ankle toward a wake-up call.

Either way, I tell you what I genuinely see.

At the end of the day, this isn’t about blind belief. It’s about perspective. About stepping back far enough to connect the dots and see your situation more clearly.

And honestly? Sometimes that clarity changes everything.

If you want the deeper meaning behind “Banana Chips,” you can read about it here.

See you in the weird corners of the universe,
Chelsey 🍌🔥

Banana Chips Tarot

P.O. Box 114

Elkton, FL 32033