All readings are delivered as a private, downloadable audio recording sent directly to your email.

Think of it like a personal voice note from me — just with cards and questionable language.

Why audio only? Because it turns out this is the fastest and most convenient way for a lazy bitch to get your reading out ASAP. No camera setup, no production, no unnecessary bullshit — just me, the cards, and whatever the fuck you've got going on. It works for me, you get your reading faster, and everybody wins.